Rinzin, oh Rinzin
It seems to be much to our
chagrinzin,
that you have left the internet as if you were a
hasbeenzin.
Rinzin, oh Rinzin,
don’t you see we need you here
to post instant pics
and spread some cheer?
Rinzin, oh Rinzin,
there is nothing left for me here
in the cybersphere
except to drown my sorrows in a glassful of
ginzin.