Rinzin, oh Rinzin

It seems to be much to our

chagrinzin,

that you have left the internet as if you were a

hasbeenzin.

Rinzin, oh Rinzin,

don’t you see we need you here

to post instant pics

and spread some cheer?

Rinzin, oh Rinzin,

there is nothing left for me here

in the cybersphere

except to drown my sorrows in a glassful of

ginzin.